A Letter To Jon Moy!

Hi Jon,

I wanted to sincerely thank you for taking the time to read my piece on The New York Observer.  It’s so great to know that you took the time to analyze what I wore and how I behaved during my shopping experience.

I am sorry that it brought back such negative memories of your relationship with that bitch/girl in law school.

I would be curious to see what results you have if you were to do the experiment yourself.  Come on Jon, do it.  DO IT.  I think you have the personality and swagger to pull it off.

As for the kitten heels, yeah, maybe that was my ultimate mistake, you called me out on it…so be it.  Basic.  I am a basic bitch, that is what I am, a basic bitch who normally shops at TJMaxx.

Thank you very much though for taking the time to send traffic to The Observer.  I appreciate it.  Keep it coming.


Randi Newton


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