Dear Yasmine Bleeth,
What are you up to? According to Wikipedia you’re living in Michigan and we have a lot in common. I was you two Halloweens in a row (I wore a Baywatch swimsuit), and I would even carry photos of you to my hairdresser because I loved what you did with it. Eventually, I switched to the “Rachel”, but I hope you understand.
Even Ricki Lake once told me that I looked like you. What are you up to? I certainly hope that google alerts let’s you know about this open letter I’ve written for you. Hope to hear back from you.