“Well, if you were a real gentleman you’d offer to buy mine.” I did not want this man to buy me my coffee, but if you’re going to ask me to buy you yours what do you expect.
“I’ll buy it for you!” he said.
“No thank you, I didn’t mean to give you the wrong idea.” I told him to have a nice day. He walked away, and then he came up to me again as I was waiting for my drink at the counter and gave me his card and said he’d like to take me to dinner. I told him that I was leaving town in a few days, he didn’t seem to care, he told me he lives in Utah…I asked what brought him to town:
“My mom just died it’s been a horrible Christmas.” wow…okay. That’s a lot of information.
“Well, thanks for the dinner offer, uh…I’ll email you.” I didn’t know what else to say. I don’t think I’m going to. He lives in Utah and I have no plans on going there anytime soon. I don’t even think I’d know what to say. Maybe he’s on Facebook.
Since then my sister and I keep debating on whether or not phone prank him or something. I know it’s wrong, but we’re really bored.
For those of you who have been inquiring about my recent complaints of a man that has been fondly nicknamed “Ipod Guy” by my friends. Here is a brief synopsis/update of that situation.
I got a good male friend of mine that I’ve been quasi dating* for quite some time, an ipod. Apparently his way of thanking me for it, less than a week later, was to get annihilated at a party, yell at me for no reason, “break up” with me very dramatically in front of a group of people, when I didn’t even know that we were really “dating”…AND ended up hooking up with another girl that night. I will not go into further detail as to protect this complete moron’s identity. Anyways, better to lose an Ipod than years of valuable wasted time, and better to know sooner than later. Thanks for being an asshole Ipod Guy. I hope you enjoy the Ipod jerk. Take it and shove it! He didn’t even apologize to me. Coward. I’m annoyed, but not losing sleep over this because I’m not the one who got drunk and made an ass out of myself (well…at least this time).
I bought a new pair of snowboots. They are moonboots. Black and silver. People stared at me wearing them today in the mall. I felt a little self-concious, but I know they will be appreciated when I’m back in New York.
My sister and I watched Firefox starring Angelina Jolie. Highly recommended-she’s topless in it for about 5 minutes. Then we watched Poison Ivy 3 with Jaime Pressley. Plenty of soft porn topless and thong action in that as well. Now we are watching “Final Analysis” with Richard Gere…I really don’t know what to expect.
I don’t really know what we’re doing tomorrow. Grocery store maybe? definitely Starbucks.
*when you go out with someone who denies that you are dating/spending time together and frequently says, “This isn’t happening…we aren’t hanging out.” out fear of committment, and just out of being a jerk!