Looking at my own blog has been annoying me over the past few days because I cannot seem to figure out how to load a picture on here from the computer I’m currently using. If there IS a pic above, then my attempts have finally been successful.
I have been reading “The Accidental Billionaires” by one of my fave authors Ben Mezrich. I like Ben Mezrich so much, here’s a link to his website. www.benmezrich.com. Ben, if you’re reading this…There are three things I would like to say to you:
1.OMG…Ben if you are reading this I’m like totally excited right now, please comment below!
2.I’m not hitting on you. I know you’re married.
3.I think you’re a great writer, and pretty darn cute as well.
“AB” is about the creation of Facebook. Something that I use pretty frequently, but never realized how it was created. The story is pretty fascinating. I’m pretty sure Justin Timberlake is going to be in the movie version of AB…awesome!
Mezrich also wrote “Bringing Down the House”, which was adapted in the film “21”. Another one of my faves. After seeing that film, a girlfriend and I had aspirations to start our own card counting club…but that’s kind of hard to do since we’re both horrible in math…one can dream I suppose.
Little known fact about me: I was a Poker Dealer when I lived in Los Angeles. Ask these girls…they can vouch for me.
I ate a huge pack of peanut M&M’s, shortly thereafter I broke out into a rash, not exactly hives, but some sort of allergic reaction. I don’t care…I still want more. My mother has hidden all of the chocolate from me. See, I’m not anorexic like some of you thought.
“I’m thirsty and need some water. It’s important to stay hydrated.” this is what my sister said as we drove through Starbucks today. Yes they have DRIVE THRU Starbucks here. That’s honestly such a thrill to me.
“Water is good to drink, especially if you’re taking some ecstasy.” I don’t know why my mother felt compelled to tell us this. My sister and I were quiet and then just laughed. Mom are you taking ecstasy? I may need some to survive the blizzard, although I’m not quite sure what I would do with myself if I took some.
Keep reading readers…I promise exciting torrid stories of half naked women and my crazy sin-filled life in New York City as soon as I get back there. The most exciting thing I did today was buy a super absorbant hair towel from TjMaxx. I flirted with the gay cashier and he gave me a discount.