I really want to go to summer school again this year. Last year my parents paid for it. This year they won’t. It sucks. I didn’t get to go to college I wanted to growing up, my family couldn’t afford it.
You’re probably thinking, “Can’t the stripper on The O’Reilly Factor afford summer school?”
I’m really weird with budgeting and I have the money saved, but I don’t think I should spend it. Today when I was talking to my therapist who has been giving me crap for boozing it up too much. I told her I couldn’t afford to go financially.
“You’re giving up something creative for alcohol!”
“Uh…how does spending like 5 Grand on school have anything to do with me having some vodka?”
“You’ll just spend that money on alcohol.”
“Uh…not THAT much money.”
The other night a man came into work and offered me $100 to go to Foxwoods Casino and have sex with him. No thanks.