I’ve been coming to you for more years that I can even remember. I do remember the first time we “met”. It was in Dallas, Texas during an AMDA audition. They didn’t have you in Nebraska and I thought you were really special.
Years have gone by and I’m starting to realize that you aren’t as special and as scarce as I had hoped. I have given you more money than I even want to think about. Since I have given up my four shot of expresso over ice in a venti cup and taken up with green tea, I was dissapointed to discover that the tea is like, $2.50. Also, it tastes weird. If I start making my own at home, I’ll save $75 a month that I can buy other fun things with. That’s a savings of about $900 a year.
I will miss you dear Starbucks. I will miss you so.
I don’t know why I didn’t think of this before. Too bad I can’t make vodka at home…I probably could figure it out though.