Dear Starbucks…

Dear Starbucks,

I’ve been coming to you for more years that I can even remember.  I do remember the first time we “met”.  It was in Dallas, Texas during an AMDA audition.  They didn’t have you in Nebraska and I thought you were really special.

Years have gone by and I’m starting to realize that you aren’t as special and as scarce as I had hoped.  I have given you more money than I even want to think about.  Since I have given up my four shot of expresso over ice in a venti cup and taken up with green tea, I was dissapointed to discover that the tea is like, $2.50.  Also, it tastes weird.  If I start making my own at home, I’ll save $75 a month that I can buy other fun things with.  That’s a savings of about $900 a year.

Whoa.

I will miss you dear Starbucks.  I will miss you so.

I don’t know why I didn’t think of this before.  Too bad I can’t make vodka at home…I probably could figure it out though.

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