Oh man! I’m so excited (because I’m truly a dork) that the Miss USA pageant is on tonight! I won’t be home to watch it, but I am certainly TIVO’ing it. Maybe someone will fall again this year on the runway, or maybe someone will fall out of their bikini top.
I’ve always noticed how the more scandalous contestants seem to get better press than the actual winners. Look at Vanessa Williams, she’s been the most successful former Miss America, at least in my opinion. Look at that Miss USA girl who gave the weird answer about geography last year. I certainly can’t remember what the former Miss USA’s are up to, other than the now sadly cancelled series “Pageant Place”…bring it back Donald…bring it back!