For starters, this is my facebook page:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Randi-Newton/59054322980?ref=ts
This is the ONLY Facebook page I have..any others are not official.
Okay now…
Oh great…just what we need, another epidemic to worry about. I get scared of random things. The Ebola thing terrified me, and SARS did too…now this? Not to mention a really good friend of mine’s roommate is getting back from Mexico tomorrow, I hope she doesn’t have Swine Flu.
Last night I was bored at work and this drunk girl was walking around being somewhat annoying. She complained about maybe coming down with a cold or something and having swollen glands.
“You might have swine flu.” I said. “It’s already killed some people. What did you eat today?”
“I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.” she said, looking terrified.
“What brand of jelly?”
“Smuckers.” she said.
“Oh…maybe I shouldn’t say anything else…I could be wrong, but maybe you should google it to be sure.” Of course everyone around me knew I was kidding, but the poor girl ended up calling her mom to ask her about what I said, and then going home and not working for the rest of the night.
Does this make me a bad person? No, it makes me a bored one. Watch me probably get swine flu or something as bad karma.
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